Dead Elvis XXX
Elvis is DEAD... but we're not! So fuck him, more beer for the rest of us!
In 2023, the Memphis Hash House Harriers will be celebrating 30 YEARS (XXX) of Dead Elvis!!!! So in honor of Dead Elvis's 30th Analversary, cum prepared for an XXXtraordinary fucking celebration!!!!
This year’s festivities will occur from Friday 8/18/23 to Sunday 8/20/23 at Piersol Group Camp at Shelby Forest in Millington (661 Museum Rd, Millington, TN 38053). There are beds. There are showers. There’s a legit kitchen. ALL OF THE BUILDINGS HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!
Rego: $89.69/per hasher, **Rego will increase on the day of the event**
To ensure that you receive a shirt, you must rego by 8/1/2023!
Rego includes:
1. Three INCREDIBLY shitty trails: Friday night - pickup; Saturday - Turkey and Eagle; Sunday - Hangover
2. Gimmes! Shirt? Shorts? Hat? Cape? Commemorative set of Garfield mugs from the 80s? Who knows!
3. All your meals for the weekend! (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast, Saturday lunch, Saturday dinner, Sunday breakfast)
4. All your beer for the weekend!
5. Lodging for the weekend! (Air-conditioned cabins/beds)
You will need:
1. To rego. Rego is $89.69
2. Bed linens for a twin size bed (or a sleeping bag) and a pillow
3. Towels and toiletries
4. Something to get in the water. Swimming is not allowed, but it’ll be hotter’n two rats crackin’ in a wool sock, so if you have an inner tube, kayak, canoe, paddle board, etc, its inclusion and use is encouraged
5. Yard games such as cornhole, washers, volleyball nets for after trail
6. There will also be a fire pit, so bring chairs to sit around while pretending to be civilized humans and not the degenerates we all actually are
7. Bug spray. Bug candles. Bug pellets. OR a willingness to have mosquitoes suck you dry, and not in the same way an Ole Miss Phi Mu with daddy issues will do
Dead Elvis XXX Schedule
Friday 8/18/2023
3:00pm Check in for Dead Elvis. Beer starts flowing!
6:00pm Dinner is served! (Pizza)
7:00pm Circle up for a lingerie/pajama trail.
9:00pm Closing circle.
10:00pm Party time! (Draft Punk, 3 Man Dice, Drinking Games, etc.)
Saturday 8/19/2023
8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, mimosas, bagels, fruit)
10:00am Circle up for a shiggy trail.
12:00pm Lunch is served on trail! (Sandwiches, chips, fruit)
5:00pm Closing circle.
6:30pm Dinner is served! (BBQ, beans, coleslaw)
8:00pm Elvis costume contest (Bedazzled Elvis, Hawaiian Elvis, Military Elvis, Car collector Elvis, Biker Elvis, Clean Cut Elvis, Vegas Elvis, Fat Elvis, Young Elvis and Bad Boy Elvis) with prizes!
9:00pm Party time! (Rave, Neon Dance Party, Shadow Tent, etc.)
Sunday 8/20/2023
8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit)
9:00am Clean the hash house and cabins.
10:00am Circle up for a hangover trail.
10:30am Closing circle.
11:00am Check out of the campground.
COVID/Monkeypox/Gono-syphi-herpe-litis Protocol:
This has yet to be determined and will be evaluated as we get closer to the event. Remember, our number 3 most important goal is to keep everyone safe, any requirements around testing or vaccines will be with that goal in mind.